Tino's Tots

Tattiano poses with the children. Surely the biggest moment of their young lives.

Known more for his fast finishes, fast women, and fast departures from hilly stage races, young sprinting sensation and first year Team Wooly Mammoth racer Tino Tattiano has recently embarked on a public campaign to help underprivileged youth from all over the world.

This high profile charity dubbed "Tino's Tots" uses funding from fans who give generously via the PayPal link on TWM's website to pay a full time stylist to help unfortunate kids with horrible hairstyles.

"Hair is a symbol of who you are," Tattiano explained, "it is hard for me to look upon the pathetic styles these parents give their kids and not want to do everything in my power to make a change- either in the length of the bangs or the swoop of the neck taper. You would be appalled at the neglect such young and promising follicles are subjected to... many of the delicate, fragile hairs on these precious young heads have yet to taste a high quality conditioner, or a simple hot oil treatment!"

The sprightly Ethan Frost shows off his recent

cut and mousse application courtesy of Tino's Tots.

A visibly upset, yet passionate Tattiano finished the press conference, attended by hordes of his adoring fans, with the touchingly humble statement, "these are basic needs. I'm just trying to show these kids that grooming builds confidence which is fundamental to physical well being... ask Cipo." With glassy eyes and a mournful sigh, the young superstar quietly muttered, "I'm no hero... I'm merely continuing the grand traditions of my idols Vidal Sassoon and Paul Mitchell, who were true philanthropists."

Tattiano has also launched a brand new website with dozens of photos of the children he's planning on helping through this benefit.